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फिल्म रिव्यू: सनम तेरी कसम डायरेक्टर: राधिका राव, विनय सप्रू प्रोड्यूसर: क्या फर्क पड़ता है. रनिंग टाइम: हमें तो लगा 13 साल की कैद से छूटे हैं. 1994 Saraswati was born in 1994 into a Tamil Brahman family who speak Hindi. to each other. Yeah. shocked mr bean 1995 Saraswati's parents want to marry her off because her younger sister who is still a foetus want to get married to her boyfriend. Dad won't marry the younger one off till Saraswati is married. 2015 The family lives in a building where there is no button for the elevator. You have to go to the elevator doors and shout thrice, lift, lift, lift! and that's when the elevator comes and Saru aka Saraswati finds her future husband making out inside it. But the future husband aka Inder sees Saru and instantly breaks up with his girlfriend. saru behen ji One morning at 4 am Saru lands up in Inder's apartments because she wants to get a makeover. but Inder is caught by the police for a non-existent crime. But he is saved by Saru who's like police uncle can you please forgive this criminal cos if you arrest him he'll never be able to say sorry or love you to anyone. Police is like OMG yes go! *sob-sob* wtf After having been rejected by 1036 men for a marriage, only because Saru had a behen-ji look, she has landed up in a bad character guy's room in a khaadi salwar-kamiz minus a gandhi topi not contesting DU elections for ABVP but nursing one of the wounds of Inder. Daddy catches her. behen look ji in bed Daddy performs all the last rituals of the daughter, because, ahem, she was dead for him. Daddy got nothing to do with rights of inheritance or the fact that the daughter might have escaped with her voter's id declaring herself alive. And everyone now loves Saru at her workplace because she has had makeover. One guy proposes to her. But the guy doesn't turn up for the wedding because some medical tests have revealed that Saru has a tumour in her brain which will kill her if she ever goes to high altitude. all the guy had to do is to never go on high altitudes. but he walks out of the wedding even before it can take place because no honeymoon in Simla. MAKEOVER Meanwhile Saru had booked a honeymoon suite in the same city. and because of her middle class upbringing she couldn't let the honeymoon suite go waste so has sex with Inder. honeymoon suite But next morning Saru's ex would be husband comes and Saru leaves without completing her paid days and nights in the honeymoon suite. when Inder next finds her, she is on the hills in an attempt to invite to herself a death by an unexplainable tumour. Inder and Saru marry. Now Saru is dying. She asks the doctor if she will survive til the colour of her mehendi survives. Dad be like I'm so smart I've already performed the last rites. 2015 Saraswati dies. For good. 2016 Saru is buried in the garden of her in laws under a perennially flowering tree which sheds flowers the moment Inder goes under it. tree bury Lessons Learnt
  • You can get a hangover in 4 pints of Tuborg Light.
  • No water tax for the citizens of india because Saru's tera alone can solve the water crisis of India. (You can do with saline, right?)
  • When you go for a court marriage, the registrar asks you to say all the seven wows of marriage.
  • Mumbai police works on the principle of love and lets hard core criminals go if their girlfriends are waiting for them. They also act as witnesses in their weddings.
  • You can attend a party straight out of the hospital in make-up and a backless blouse.